FIRECROTCH COOK OF ISSHU
BOI U AN ME NEED TO PARTY HARD SOMETIME.
OKAY BUT WE GOTTA INVITE MY BOYFRAN BECAUSE I WANT HIM AROUND
January 2012
1 post
December 2011
14 posts
WHO
ONLY THE CUTEST RANGER IN ALL THE REGIONS!~
HE SAID YES!!!!!!!!
BEN SAID YES!! ;3;
SPENDING CHRISTMAS WITH BENNY
WOULDN’T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY :]
MERRY ARCEUSTMAS, ALL YOU JAGS!
THIS HOUSE NEEDS A TREEEEEE~
OR ELSE WHERE WILL ARCEUSCLAUS LEAVE DA PREZUNTS?
In other, depressing news,
While running from the co- I-I mean, while going to meet Hicks yesterday, in a strong gust of wind, I… I…
…I lost my hat.
WHAT DO I CALL YOU NOW?
I WONDER WHAT BEN IS UP TO....
*SITS ON BED AND PLAYS WITH SCARF*
ZZZZZZZ.ZZZZZZZZ.ZZZZZZ.
ZZZZZZZZ
*SNORES*
BEN…
*SNORES*
ZZZZZZZ
WHY U SO SEXY?
I DUNNO
THERE'S THIS BOOK I NEVER READ
CALLED THE SCARLET LETTER. I THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT A RED LETTER, LIKE A VALENTINES
BUT IT’S ACTUALLY ABOUT A WOMAN WHO SLEEPS AROUND AND GETS STAMPED ON HER BOOB WITH A RED “A” TATTOO FOR AWESOMEWHORE.
I FEEL LIKE THAT STAMPED-BOOBED WOMAN
SINCE EVERYONE THINKS I SLEEP AROUND A LOT
BUT I ACTUALLY ONLY SLEEP IN A STRAIGHT LINE.
NOT AROUND.
ALSO, BENNARDÓ DOESNT GET MY FLIRTYNESS
(THERE’S ONLY SO MANY WAYS I CAN SAY “I LIKE YOU” WITHOUT SOUNDING LIKE A DERP LIKE THAT WALLY.)
RISING FROM CHIMPY’S SMALL MONKEY BED, PODDO ASSURED HIMSELF HE WAS NOT HIS EVIL TWIN ODDOP AND PUT ON A RED BATHROBE. WALKING DOWN THE STAIRS OF THE HOUSE, HE LOOKED AT HIS COLLECTION OF FRAMED FINGER PAINTINGS. “I COULDNT PAINT SHIT, TEHEE.” HE COMMENTED, KNOCKING DOWN A FEW. HE WALKED TO KOON’S BATHROOM, A VERY GIRLY ROOM FULL OF GIRLY THINGS, TYPICAL KOONY. “BLUE NIGGER” HE WHISPERLAUGHED, AS HE MOVED HIS BROTHER’S HAIR ROLLERS FROM THE SINK. THEN PODDO LOOKED INTO THE MIRROR, WITH A SHOCKED LOOK ON HIS FACE. IT HAD BEEN 6 MONTHS SINCE HE LAST SAW HIMSELF, IT FELT LIKE AGES. HE GASPED.
…
..
.
“I LOOK FUHMAZHING”
WHAT YEAR IS IT!!??!?!?
Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink6[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
PRETTY SURE YOU’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE ME NAKED.
August 2011
2 posts
I JUST ASKED BENNY TO THAT BALL
TEHEE I HOPE HE SAYS YES~
I AM BLUSHING LIKE A PARASOL LADY UNDERNEATH AN AIR VENT ON A WINDY DAY
RITCHIE AND I ARE SHARING SPANKING TIPS
WE R SO COOL YESS
July 2011
10 posts
Well well! Someone has a new crush.
I AM STILL ENGAGED TO SIR AARON, KOONY. FYI.
YOU SILLY LITTLE JEALOUS BLUE CREATURE YOU.
hikaridiamondpearl replied to your post: poddolicious replied to your post: Cress? Hey! I…
…
Oh, haha, how embarrassing—!
You just need to learn how to accept Poddo for all that he is…Not to say that there’s anything wrong with his…feistiness, but I love him all the same. [sighs]
MY WITTLE BROTHER LOVES MEEEEEEEE AND MY BUTT
BENNY LET ME LOVE YOU DOWWWWWWN
THERE’S SO MANY WAYS TO LOVE YOU
BENNY I CAN COOK YOU FOOOODD
THERE’S SO MANY TYPES OF SAUSAGE
GOT ME LIKE “OH MY ARCEUS” IM SO HOT
I SAW YOU FINALLY MAKE ME WANNA SAY
POH-POH-POH-POH-POH-POH-POH-POH-POH
PODDO GOSH.
Oh my Arceus, I am dying Poddo.
DONT DIE, BENNY, NECROPHILIA IS ILLEGAL FOR NON-GHOST TYPE TRAINERS
BENNY LET ME LOVE YOU DOWWWWWWN
THERE’S SO MANY WAYS TO LOVE YOU
BENNY I CAN COOK YOU FOOOODD
THERE’S SO MANY TYPES OF SAUSAGE
GOT ME LIKE “OH MY ARCEUS” IM SO HOT
I SAW YOU FINALLY MAKE ME WANNA SAY
POH-POH-POH-POH-POH-POH-POH-POH-POH
PODDO GOSH.
;A;
SOMEONE CHANGED THE PASSWORD
WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
PODDO FEELS UNLOVED
HOW DO MAGNETS WORK?
I MEAN
They're like amazing
DO I LOOK LIKE CHERRY?
ARE MY PANTALOONS VACUUM SEALED?
I DONT KNOW! I DIDNT SCHOOL ATTEND!
Aww, are you still interested in one? I can still try looking for that Porygon, if you want? And how have you been? It's been a while!
OF COURSE IM STILL INTERESTED IN YOU.
MAKE IT PINK AND SEXY AND SO IT KNOWS HYPER BEAM!!!!
I’M GOOD BENNY BENASSI, HOW’S YOUR SEX LIFE?
TEHEE
I GOT SUNSHINE
ON A CLOOOOUUDY DAY.
WHEN IT’S RAINING OUTSIDE,
I HUG MY MONKAAAYYY.
I GUESS
YOU SAY
WHAT CAN MAKE ME FEEL THIS WAY?
CHALUPAAA
CHALUPAAAA
CHALUPAAAAA
TALKIN’ BOUT MY GURL
CHALUPA~
WHO MISSED MEEEEEEEEEE?!?!??!!
I MISSED ME :D
June 2011
30 posts
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BUT YOU DONT WHINE! I WAS TALKING ABOUT GRANNIE ARGENTA.
I WUV YOU CHALUPA <333
Are you gay or...?
OR A CHIKEN SANDWICH!!!!
TEHEE
I LIKE TACOS TOO, BUT THEY COMPLAIN TOO MUCH.
My Rattata is in the top percentage of Rattatas.: poddolicious: thetoppercentage replied to your post: And anyway, you... →
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thetoppercentage replied to your post: And anyway, you can keep calling me shorts kid if you like; we’re basically like twins except he’s obsessed with shorts more than I am.
Rat Boy??? What kind of name is that! Even Gold has a better nickname! Golden Shower…
I’M BEAUTIFUL IN MAH WAY CUZ ARCEUS DOESNT FUCK UP, I’M ON THE RIGHT ROUTE BABY I WAS TRAINED THIS WAYYYY!
ANS YUPP, WE DID, IT WAS FOR MY BACHELOR’S PARTY.
NO! I DON’T BELIEVE YOU! H-HE’D NEVER DO THAT! GOLD’S ONE OF MY GOOD FRIENDS. HE IS NOT INTO GUYS! THAT’S CRAZY!
GOLD, MY DEAR RAT-BOY, IS A RAGING HOMOSEX.
THE STORIES I CAN RECOUNT! AH~
BUT YOURE TOO YOUNG! GO PLAY PARCHEESEY OR SOMETHING!
OH HAHA PARCHEESEY. BECAUSE I’M A RATBOY. FUNNY. GOLD IS ANYTHING BUT A HOMOSEX! HE’S DEFINITELY STRAIGHT!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
YOU’RE TOO FUNNY, RAT-BOY.
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thetoppercentage replied to your post: And anyway, you can keep calling me shorts kid if you like; we’re basically like twins except he’s obsessed with shorts more than I am.
Rat Boy??? What kind of name is that! Even Gold has a better nickname! Golden Shower…
I’M BEAUTIFUL IN MAH WAY CUZ ARCEUS DOESNT FUCK UP, I’M ON THE RIGHT ROUTE BABY I WAS TRAINED THIS WAYYYY!
ANS YUPP, WE DID, IT WAS FOR MY BACHELOR’S PARTY.
NO! I DON’T BELIEVE YOU! H-HE’D NEVER DO THAT! GOLD’S ONE OF MY GOOD FRIENDS. HE IS NOT INTO GUYS! THAT’S CRAZY!
GOLD, MY DEAR RAT-BOY, IS A RAGING HOMOSEX.
THE STORIES I CAN RECOUNT! AH~
BUT YOURE TOO YOUNG! GO PLAY PARCHEESEY OR SOMETHING!
Please tell me you can think of at least one better nickname than RatBoy...
RATTY BOY? TATA BOY? RATTY SHORTS? SHORTS RAT BOY?
My Rattata is in the top percentage of Rattatas.: poddolicious: thetoppercentage replied to your post: And anyway, you... →
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thetoppercentage replied to your post: And anyway, you can keep calling me shorts kid if you like; we’re basically like twins except he’s obsessed with shorts more than I am.
Rat Boy??? What kind of name is that! Even Gold has a better nickname! Golden Shower…
I’M BEAUTIFUL IN MAH WAY CUZ ARCEUS DOESNT FUCK UP, I’M ON THE RIGHT ROUTE BABY I WAS TRAINED THIS WAYYYY!
ANS YUPP, WE DID, IT WAS FOR MY BACHELOR’S PARTY.
Rat Boy??? What kind of name is that! Even Gold has a better nickname! Golden Shower is better than Rat Boy!
BUT GOLDEN SHOWER IS AN INSIDE JOKE, SINCE WE HAD SEX.
RAT BOY IS NICE
/sexes
UGUU
And anyway, you can keep calling me shorts kid if you like; we're basically like twins except he's obsessed with shorts more than I am.
NAH, YOU GET A NEW NAME!
I DUB THEE, RAT BOY.
..."bonjour" means hello, Pod.
And I never said that! I thanked you for the badge! Okay, maybe I trashtalked a little during our battle, but I mean, that's expected, right?
OF COURSE IT’S EXPECTED, CABARET, TRASH NATURALLY SPEAKS TRASH-TALK, JUST LIKE UNOVIANS SPEAK UNOVEAN.
I’M GOING TO GO SEE THE PURPLE FRENCH LADY FOR A TRANSLATION, AND THEN MY PEOPLE WILL GET BACK TO YOUR PEOPLE WHEN I PREPARE A GOOD COMEBACK IN YOUR LITTLE DEVIL-LANGAUGE.
... Are you on some sort of weird apricot or do you always act this way?
I DONT LIKE APRICOTS
THEY LOOK TOO MUCH LIKE PEACHES.
AND THEY’RE FUZZY, LIKE A LILLIPUP.
AND LILLIPUPS TASTE NASTY.
Poddo, bonjour! Are... are you still mad at me for beating you?
DONT INSULT ME IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE, CABARET!
YEAH I KNOW WHAT YOU SAID, YOU CALLED ME A STINKY LOSER!
WELL SAME TO YOU MISS GRAPE JUICE!
Poddo... A restraining order is nothing like a Valentine.
BUT HE SIGNED IT WITH A PRETTY SIGNATURE!
IT SAID “CHENEN” IN CURSIVE AND ALL SWIRLY, LIKE A GIRLY LOVE NOTE!
AND THE FORM WAS PINK! SO IT HAS TO BE A VALENTINE :3
AN OPEN LETTER TO MINI-SHOVEL BOY
DEAR ROARK
ROCK BEWBS WANTS YOU IN HER CLASSROOM
AND BY CLASSROOM
I MEAN SEX
OK? IS DAT OKAY??????
LOVE,
PODDO
WHAT.
YOU SAID TO MAKE IT HAPPEN! MY OPEN LETTERS ALWAYS WORK!
AN OPEN LETTER TO MINI-SHOVEL BOY
DEAR ROARK
ROCK BEWBS WANTS YOU IN HER CLASSROOM
AND BY CLASSROOM
I MEAN SEX
OK? IS DAT OKAY??????
LOVE,
PODDO
WAIT A GOSH DARN MINUTE!
IF WALLY DOESNT EXIST.
THEN TECHNICALLY SIR AARON COULDNT HAVE MARRIED HIM!
SINCE HE’S NONEXISTENT!
TEHEE
WAIT, WHO ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?
TEHEE
AN OPEN LETTER TO CHERRY
HAI :D
MAYBE YOU ARENT GETTING MY QUESTIONS
BUT I WANT TO BE FRIENDS :D
WE CAN GO SHOPPING FOR CUTE LEGGINGS TOGETHER!
I CAN CARRY YOUR TEXTBOOKS AROUND IF YOU LIKE.
WE CAN PANTY RAID WHITE-GIRL, IF YOURE INTO THAT
OR BOXER-RAID BLACKY, IF YOURE INTO THAT
BUT WHAT’S THE OPPOSITE OF A SNOWFLAKE??
LOVE, ODDOP.
FIRECROTCH COOK OF ISSHU: powerrangerben: poddolicious: powerrangerben: Benja-hoe…? Allez?? [he... →
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SILLY RANGER! IT TAKES SKILLZ TO CATCH THE LEGENDARY PORYGON!
ONLY A TRAINER OF MY HEATNESS AND WARMASSITUDE COULD DO IT!
…..
[the ranger’s cheeks expand, evidently not capable of holding in his laughter after hearing that “well thought out” plan of his friend]
Well…. [he can’t help it, he starts chuckling] … do you need help? I mean, you’re a fire-type Trainer right? Why do you want a Porygon in the first place, anyway?
YOU WANNA HELP ME, BENNY BOY?
HNNNG
I MEAN, IT’S LIKE COOL AND STUFF AND IT CAN LEARN FLAMETHROWER.
I, uhhh…. [he blinked, suddenly realizing what he’s getting himself into]
uhh…. sure. I’ll h-help you then! It’s no problem!
W-wait? You’re only interested in it because it can learn Flamethrower?
ALSO IT’S POWER TO CROSS THE INTERNET. SEEMS USEFUL.
Uhh huh….. well, okay then! I suppose that would be useful.
Where exactly do you live, Poddo? I don’t think I’ve ever asked you.
STRAITON GYM, THIS BIG RESTAURANT NEXT TO SOME LESBIAN COLONY. YOU CAN’T MISS IT, UNOVA.
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K-TEE THAT NERDY BOY IN THE LYCRA JEANS DOESNT WANNA TALK TO ME :C CAN YOU ASK CHALUPA TO H00K US UP???
…YOU MEAN CHEREBEAR? asdfghjkl
Um, he’s kind of spoken for, Poddo!
SPOKEN FOR WHAT?
I DONT UNDERSTAND ;O
I JUST WANT CHERRY TO BE MY AMIGOP WELP.
FIRECROTCH COOK OF ISSHU: powerrangerben: poddolicious: powerrangerben: Benja-hoe…? Allez?? [he... →
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Benja-hoe…? Allez??
[he nods his head, partially confused and partially not surprised by this]
Aww jeez……
SILLY RANGER! IT TAKES SKILLZ TO CATCH THE LEGENDARY PORYGON!
ONLY A TRAINER OF MY HEATNESS AND WARMASSITUDE COULD DO IT!
…..
[the ranger’s cheeks expand, evidently not capable of holding in his laughter after hearing that “well thought out” plan of his friend]
Well…. [he can’t help it, he starts chuckling] … do you need help? I mean, you’re a fire-type Trainer right? Why do you want a Porygon in the first place, anyway?
YOU WANNA HELP ME, BENNY BOY?
HNNNG
I MEAN, IT’S LIKE COOL AND STUFF AND IT CAN LEARN FLAMETHROWER.
I, uhhh…. [he blinked, suddenly realizing what he’s getting himself into]
uhh…. sure. I’ll h-help you then! It’s no problem!
W-wait? You’re only interested in it because it can learn Flamethrower?
ALSO IT’S POWER TO CROSS THE INTERNET. SEEMS USEFUL.
FIRECROTCH COOK OF ISSHU: powerrangerben: poddolicious: powerrangerben: Benja-hoe…? Allez?? [he... →
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Benja-hoe…? Allez??
[he nods his head, partially confused and partially not surprised by this]
Aww jeez……
SILLY RANGER! IT TAKES SKILLZ TO CATCH THE LEGENDARY PORYGON!
ONLY A TRAINER OF MY HEATNESS AND WARMASSITUDE COULD DO IT!
…..
[the ranger’s cheeks expand, evidently not capable of holding in his laughter after hearing that “well thought out” plan of his friend]
Well…. [he can’t help it, he starts chuckling] … do you need help? I mean, you’re a fire-type Trainer right? Why do you want a Porygon in the first place, anyway?
YOU WANNA HELP ME, BENNY BOY?
HNNNG
I MEAN, IT’S LIKE COOL AND STUFF AND IT CAN LEARN FLAMETHROWER.
Benja-hoe…? Allez??
[he nods his head, partially confused and partially not surprised by this]
Aww jeez……
SILLY RANGER! IT TAKES SKILLZ TO CATCH THE LEGENDARY PORYGON!
ONLY A TRAINER OF MY HEATNESS AND WARMASSITUDE COULD DO IT!
[he amusingly folds his arms at that comment]
Oh really? So tell me exactly how you plan on catching Porygon, oh Sir Warmassitude?
- COOK SOME GOOD-ASS FOOD.
- DROP IT IN THE BACKYARD.
- TURN ON MY COMPUTER
- AND THEN PORYGON WILL APPEAR.
- AND I’LL HAVE CHIMPY WRESTLE IT TO SUBMISSION
- AND THEN POKEYBALL.
SIMPLE
